Chatbot Writing
I am by no means the first or will be the last person to express exasperation at the ever-increasing amount of chatbot-produced text being proffered by the uncreative, illiterate and often simply dishonest dumbfucks that seem to believe that their insipid, condescending ad-speak chatbot bullshit makes them look professional, intelligent, thoughtful or whatever other deluded fantasy they are immersed in currently.
I regularly get emails from people in business that have had the full power of the mighty LLM applied to generating the content, with minor tweaks to at least get the names of people or companies correct. Other than those tiny edits and a quick glance, these emails are then just blasted out with the smug satisfaction of spending more time prompting and feeding content to the chatbot than just writing a few well-thought out lines in response would have, because 10x productivity boosts yo.
I do not need my own emails summarised back to me, reorganised into bullet point lists, or informed what I need to do to take things to the next level. I don’t need cautionary tales about things I never proposed, I don’t need my report fed into a chatbot with a specification document to inform me that I haven’t written every task out verbatim, because as it happens, humans can summarise and paraphrase too when it is useful, only the hallucinating chatbot couldn’t figure that out.
Please, just take your shitey fucking AI emails, your shitey fucking AI social media posts and articles and fuck off. Actually crack a book open for once in your fucking life. Learn to read, learn to write. Stop pretending you’re fucking Shakespeare and adding your email signature to the bottom of text you didn’t write, didn’t read, and didn’t even read what it is in response to.
No-one thinks you’re suddenly a great communicator now your emails are suddenly paragraphs of bland, chatbot attempts at elegant, insightful prose. Previously you had trouble cobbling a single sentence together but at least people knew you actually read and wrote things. If you cannot even be bothered to write a fucking email, and I am not talking about marketing shit, just communicative emails between colleagues and other business owners… if you can’t even be bothered to do that, you can take your business and shove it right up your fucking arsehole you insincere talentless cretin.