So Macho
So the Tates have been arrested in Miami, Florida, looking like they were heading for a fancy dress party with Andrew dressed like Dorothy from The Golden Girls, Tristan as Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal and a friend dressed like John Travolta.
Apparently there are 59 new charges and they are being extradited to the UK. I can neither confirm nor deny any sartorially related offences, but things are not looking good, even though they were looking fabulous.